i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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