Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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