the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You were trust falling into bushes
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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