Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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