i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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