She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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