found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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