i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
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