I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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