I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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