Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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