I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We were destined to go to rehab together
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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