do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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