how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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