no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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