Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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