But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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