Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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