just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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