so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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