Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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