like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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