ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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