Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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