We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
my poor anus
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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