My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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