He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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