you're like a bully in the Christmas story
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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