I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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