Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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