it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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