You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
my poor anus
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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