This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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