I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I could fuck to npr.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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