She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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