Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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