Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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