i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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