Those balls look pretty dangerous.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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