what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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