is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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