so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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