i used baking grease as lip gloss
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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