I will die if light touches me.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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