My underwear smells like fireworks.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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