oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
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