do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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