That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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