Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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