She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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